BGR Think: Why do you love me?

Doing the BGR psych, it just came to mind the most heart stopping, mind freaking question for couples.

"Dear... Why do you love me?"

Seems simple?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You may reply as such in the heat of the moment:

Guy: 'Well... because you're the prettiest girl I have ever met'

Gal: 'Then what if you meet an even prettier girl?'

Guy: 'Uh... no... c'mon! You're the one and only! I love who you are! Your personality- I can keep going on! There's just so much of you that's so special to me!'

Gal: 'So I'm one unique prize for you... you must be very proud of yourself to have gotten me to be your girlfriend.'

Guy: 'You don't sound convinced...'

Gal: 'Oh I'm convinced! I'm convinced that I'm very special- honestly, that's sweet. Thanks- THAT what I mean to you is a tool for your infinite pleasure!'

Guy: 'That is somewhat true, but you are more than a tool- Wait!- Lemme ask you this time, What am I to you?'

Gal: '....'

Guy: 'Yeah?'

Gal: '...............'

Guy: 'I'm still here?'

Gal: '.......................'

Guy: 'I'll go buy a Crappacino.'

Gal: 'WAIT!'

Guy: '-_-'

Gal: 'What you are... is obviously human (duh)... you get what I mean. What you are to me is someone who believes he can protect his girl from everything, and is willing to risk it all for her. You would take a bullet for me (I could swallow it) JUST LET ME FINISH! Dear... I'm what you hold dearest, and you're my protector. So I'm using you-'

Guy: 'And you're using me.'

Gal: 'Yes. But you didn't answer my question on WHY you love me.'

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Uh... right... I know I know, this isn't what all ya'll will say. But honestly, what would be your immediate answer to the question, and what would be your answer to the question.

Leave both your answers in the comments if you don't mind having the time to think about it.

If you figure the answer to his EPIC question (you won't win a prize) you will probably have all your problems solved for BGR like:

What am I looking for in a GF/BF?

What do I have to do for him/her to love me?

What's up with this shit?

I dunno. But it'll solve a lot of your problems, trust me, I'm still thinking!

So... seeya!