BGR Psych (WOOT!): Ladies and Gents

Heyoooo!!!

*BANG*BANG*

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I'm back! Unless you know about Borderlands then you wouldn't know what happened on the top.

I'm back (WITH A VENGANCE) uh... no.... ok. WE are back (Andrew and me) to give another BGR psychs that I've had in my mind for a whole frikkin year (dust and termites in the brain) so... my bad :)

So you wanna get on topic? I'll just start off what I thought of in the MRT

*slowly turns to gaze at the sky* (shaddup drama boy!)

Ok.

I thought of the factions of boys and girls. It's a warzone for both genders. Singles can worry about work, studies, whether you forgot something, (did you take your pills Louis?) they will still worry about BGR. You watched the movies, you're obsessed, you wanna hold and kiss someone like you never did before (like your mom... what the frak?)
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Ok... but you- like me- will always think about the opposite gender. It's like war, you gotta focus on the enemy (don't get the idea that your boyfriend's the enemy 0_0) Ok bad analogy (he just watched Band of Brothers)

So uh... that's basic stuff there, so one question I asked myself was, what's the opposite gender REALLY like? (Understand the enemy) So did a little psychic trick on the girls on the train and the guys too.

Boys
Admit it, we're all sensitive now- we've loosened up cuz imaginary lady Juliet has got our hearts on a one way trip to the grave where we'll live a happily ever after. Why has this happened? (Lady Juliet and the grave thing?) Yes. It is because we find the most beautiful thing on earth besides that shiny vintage Cadillac in the driveway. And we need her sooo much! (Trophy?) Hey! Not only based on looks,