Outbreak of the mug infection

Yes sir may I help you?

Oh! I see! You want zee special order for tonight. Itiz a random post cooked up by zee one and only A squared.

For zee first course we have zee short update on hiz fare on hiz stowry. Le A squared is having some difficulties bwainstorming on quotes that will inspiree zee reader. No? See. But zee good thing iz that he haz come closer to making a splenid plot and visualizing zee charactuer concept one by one.

For zee Second course you may enjoy zee holiday that is endzing vewy soon. What a rest it has been with only half day of studyin. I said day, pleaze take notez of zat. But alas mademoiselle! The break is finishing and so are wee! I fear you will not enjoy zee final course!

For zee horrific final course it iz not for zee faint of heart, its bitter taste will send you into a nervous breakdown! I am afwaid to say zis but zee O level Exams is less than 20 days Awaayyy! *Waiter Faints with girlish behavior*

A squared steps in

So sorry. The waiter is over traumatised about the O levels. I bet you are too just by looking at your expressions. Wee? Wee mademoiselle! As the O levels approach, I feel a sense of relief as if the holiday mood is starting to kick in. NO! I must contain my lust for freedom! For now, my future dream career is at stake! What if I cannot make it! NO! I will win this war and beat zee sorry faeces of the O levels and curb stomp its head with my heavy right boot! Take zat you mongrel le brocoli! I wish well to you madame we will crush zis infernal foe and take it as a needle in a hay stack which we will not give a faeces about getting because it is utterly ridiculous beyond comprehension.

Farewell and good luck mademoiselle!