Boggler

Andrew: exam comin :(
counterpart:so?
Andrew: this might be my 1 way ticket to get xbox 360
counterpart: and?
Andrew:I hope i don flunk my math
counterpart: Bao Chika Bao Wao, but ur quite good in science right?
Andrew: Yah, but maths is the other thing that's important to get this ticket
counterpart:Its those sicknesss right?
Andrew: No such word as "sicknesss"
counterpart: AHHH SHADDUP!!!
Andrew: well this is a lesson to keep really hygenic to prevent such things from happening
counterpart: Good say (bovine)
Andrew: (freak)
counterpart: MA BI
Andrew: Sha BI!
counterpart: U piece of poop on the deck!
Andrew: Whale shit for brains!
Narrator: And so Andrew and his counterpart continued this until the exams passed and a cake was baken and-
Andrew&counterpart: Shut the "Bao Chika Bao Wao" up!!!