WHAT SPEC COURSE!!!

Ah... The specialist course, the moment the 2 years we hav been training for. Determining If we will come out as accomplished cadets or just a pile of shit, by the looks of me and my mates.... we have a 70% chance of getting through this. I dunno wat we'll be doin there but some say its just slack. Everyone would want to hav a high rank, its that competitive spirit. Most will come out of it succesful. Don't know about me. Its coming soon and I'm quite prepared but not enough. Wish me the best and I hope u will too.

testing, testing

Lonely Road Of Darkness

Okay I'm a man of psychology(at least I think That's how its spelt) Imagine This: Ever walked alone in a dark corridor where there are no way out but by proceeding, and that there is this mist up to th' ankles, and u think " how'd the mist get here?" U feel like running across th' corridor but it seems to go on forever, scaary thoughts suddenly enter ur mind, u try to erase it but it stays there. U decide to turn back, but when u turn around, there's a wall right in front of ur face. There's something not right here. U walk a few steps foward and turn back, but instead of a wall, the lights behind u are switchin off 1 light per second. "okay this is freakin me out!" u instantly make a run for it, but remember, it goes on forever. U turn back and see nothing, u turn to look where ur running to but u suddenly stop running immediately when the front lights r going off. U utter a little prayer while fear overcomes u. suddenly ur not wat u were wishing for situation has happened. U see a lone white figure in the distance, stretching its hand toward u and advancing, u break out in cold sweat and u piss in ur pants/skirt/underwear/nothing. Ok so far i don think u guys r too scared so lets add a happy ending to this. u spring up and sprint toward the bastard at full speed and run right through it, revealing a green meadow, a bright sun and a huge bowl of nachos in front of u, u hav just entered dream land, u shout out in triumph "BOO-YAH!!!"

Boggler

Andrew: exam comin :(
counterpart:so?
Andrew: this might be my 1 way ticket to get xbox 360
counterpart: and?
Andrew:I hope i don flunk my math
counterpart: Bao Chika Bao Wao, but ur quite good in science right?
Andrew: Yah, but maths is the other thing that's important to get this ticket
counterpart:Its those sicknesss right?
Andrew: No such word as "sicknesss"
counterpart: AHHH SHADDUP!!!
Andrew: well this is a lesson to keep really hygenic to prevent such things from happening
counterpart: Good say (bovine)
Andrew: (freak)
counterpart: MA BI
Andrew: Sha BI!
counterpart: U piece of poop on the deck!
Andrew: Whale shit for brains!
Narrator: And so Andrew and his counterpart continued this until the exams passed and a cake was baken and-
Andrew&counterpart: Shut the "Bao Chika Bao Wao" up!!!